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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Share →: Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Sounds like a classic case of "opportunity knocks, but it's just to annoy you instead of it bringing you joy." 🚪😤 Who knew frustration could be so persistent and exhausting, right? Maybe it's time for opportunity to knock a little quieter next time, or just bring some chocolate instead! 🍫😅

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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