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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Going viral on X:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Spotted on X:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Trending via Pinterest:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Shared recently on Reddit:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Trending via WeChat:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Just shared via Messenger:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Trending via TikTok:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Seen just now on X:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Breaking via Reddit:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Live now on LinkedIn:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Reported on Telegram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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