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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Reported on Threads:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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