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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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