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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Going viral on X:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Trending via WeChat:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Reported on Telegram:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Just landed via Twitch:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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