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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Making waves on Slack:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Live now on Threads:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Making waves on WeChat:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Spotted on YouTube:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Making waves on X:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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11 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

53 shares on Discord this month:

My parents think they know me.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

79 shares on Threads this month:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Just landed via Messenger:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Spotted on TikTok:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Spotted on TikTok:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Trending via Telegram:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Going viral on Instagram:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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