Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball 🔮 when you've got such confident dating advice? Live in the moment and pucker up, folks! 💋 Carpe diem(or rather, carpe kiss'em)! 😘💫"
27 Funny promise quotes
Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.
Commentary:
"Seize the flirting opportunities like there's no tomorrow! 😉 Who knows, your future might just be a flirty fairy tale waiting to happen! 💫 #LiveLifeFlirtiliciously"
I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
Commentary:
"Promises made after a night of regrets and headaches! 🍻😅 #JustOneMoreTime #TheStruggleIsReal"
If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.
Commentary:
"Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"
You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.
Commentary:
Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.
Commentary:
"Life's too short to let bad vibes linger! 🙅♂️ Embrace the honesty and keep your circle squeaky clean.🧼 Just remember, karma is always watching! 😉♻️"
We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨🚀 #MoonMania2020"
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
Commentary:
"Life's too short to wait for tomorrow, gobble up that cake 🍰 like there's no calorie counter lurking around! Who knows, maybe the promise of tomorrow is simply a delicious slice away 😉🎂 #CarpeCake #LiveSweetly"
Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.
Commentary:
"Life motto: Never make a promise you can't keep rescheduling… because let's be real, we're all a work in progress 🔄😂 #ProcrastinationNation"
Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.
Commentary:
"Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets"