Commentary:
"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"
27 Funny promise quotes
Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.
Commentary:
"Finally, a candidate with the power to make our cheesy dreams come true! 🧀🚫 No more guilt, just melt-in-your-mouth goodness 🤤 #VoteForCheese"
Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
Commentary:
"Finally, a politician who knows the real issues at stake 🍫🙅♂️ Who needs a balanced budget when you can have half the calories in chocolate?! 😜 Vote for a sweeter, lighter future! 🗳️🍫 #ChocoPolitics"
Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.
Commentary:
"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination"
Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles
Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
Commentary:
🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals
People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.
Commentary:
Who knew growing up meant promising yourself cookies for doing chores instead of getting gold stars! 🍪🧺✨