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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Going viral on Instagram:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Going viral on Messenger:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Breaking via Reddit:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Going viral on Slack:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Breaking via Slack:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Just landed via Discord:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Making waves on Messenger:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Reported on X:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Going viral on Slack:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Breaking via Facebook:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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