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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.