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Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Spotted on YouTube:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Spotted on Twitch:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Just shared via X:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Just shared via Instagram:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Going viral on Instagram:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Going viral on Reddit:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Just landed via Reddit:

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Freshly posted on X:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Just shared via X:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Shared recently on X:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Reported on Reddit:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Going viral on Threads:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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