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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Trending via Telegram:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Making waves on WeChat:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Share →: I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Live now on WeChat:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Spotted on Twitch:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Going viral on Twitch:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Breaking via TikTok:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Trending via Pinterest:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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