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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Spotted on Messenger:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Trending via Threads:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Going viral on Reddit:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Making waves on Messenger:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Live now on Twitch:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Spotted on Threads:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Going viral on Discord:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Making waves on Facebook:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Going viral on YouTube:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Trending via Slack:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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