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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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