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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Just landed via WeChat:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Trending via Instagram:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Trending via TikTok:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Trending via Discord:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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10 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

72 shares on X this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

30 shares on Discord this month:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Just landed via Discord:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Just shared via Discord:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Making waves on Pinterest:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Trending via WeChat:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Going bananas on Slack:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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