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Funny retail security quotes
Feb 2, 2026
Commentary:
Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒
Funny Quotes
galaxy
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guard
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guardian
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Guardian of the Galaxy
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movie reference
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pun
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reference
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retail
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retail security
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samsung
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Samsung store
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security guard
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store
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superhero
