Funny rotisserie chicken quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the grocery store wasn't prepared for your epic lion king tribute with a rotisserie chicken 🍗🦁 Maybe they just couldn't handle your raw talent! Time to find a new stage for your poultry performances 😄🛒 #HakunaMaTatastegreat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs a beach when you've got Costco's rotisserie chicken as your personal sun lamp? 🌞🍗 Who needs a tropical vacation when you can have a golden glow and a full stomach, all in one trip to the store? 😂 #CostcoChic"

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