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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Going viral on Instagram:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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