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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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