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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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6 months ago
Share →: Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate betrayal in the eyes of our loyal furry friends! 🐶💦It's all fun and games until the bath comes out, then suddenly we become the villain in their eyes! 😂 #DoggyDrama"