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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Live now on Discord:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Reported on Slack:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Making waves on Facebook:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Just landed via Discord:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Breaking via WeChat:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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