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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

47 shares on Telegram this month:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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