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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

98 shares on Slack this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

71 shares on Threads this month:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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