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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Seen just now on Discord:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Spotted on Twitch:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Live now on Snapchat:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Breaking via Messenger:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Just shared via Slack:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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