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6 months ago
Share →: Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate through life like… 🤷‍♂️🌍 Seriously, who can predict the future when Google Maps can't even locate my current position! 😂 #lostinspacetime"
6 months ago
Share →: Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Commentary:
"Oh, the shocking revelation! 💸💸 Who knew that being your fabulous self could come with such a hefty price tag? 💁‍♀️💰 Time for a budgeting intervention, perhaps? Or just embrace the fabulous broke life! 😂 #FabulousButBroke"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of excelling at the forbidden! 🙈 Who needs rules when you can conquer the 'shouldn'ts' with such finesse? 😏 Embrace your talent for the unconventional and make even mischief look glamorous! 💫"
6 months ago
Share →: I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! 🤔🍹Maybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! 🥂#BottomsUp
6 months ago
Share →: Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Commentary:
"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"
6 months ago
Share →: The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Commentary:
"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your own shadow. 🌟😂 It’s like playing hide and seek with your reflection in a mirror… good luck trying to get away from ‘you’!"
6 months ago
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time for some creative regret management! 🤔📚 Introducing the oughtabiography – a hilarious tale of missed opportunities and shoulda-woulda-couldas! 😂💭 Don't just read about it, live it vicariously through the pages of 'I Oughta Known Better'! 📖✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals"