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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Making waves on Twitch:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Trending via Twitch:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Just shared via Twitch:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Reported on Telegram:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Seen just now on Slack:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Trending via WhatsApp:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Share →: Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Reported on Instagram:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Spotted on Threads:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Trending via Twitch:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I used to have a great future in my past.

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