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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Trending via Discord:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Ah, the classic shoe print on the ceiling dilemma, a rite of passage for all fathers of teen boys! 👟🚀 It's the ultimate test of parental composure – when you see a shoe print soaring above you and simply think, "Ah, just another day in the life of raising teens." 😂🕺 #TeenBoyLife #GravityDefyingFootwear

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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They’re making me do work at work.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Just landed via Telegram:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Breaking via Telegram:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Just shared via Discord:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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