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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Live now on Pinterest:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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