Funny sleep habits quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive lifestyle of the free-spirited insomniac! Who needs a pattern anyway when you can rock the trendy 'sleep whenever, wherever' way of life? Embrace the chaos and enjoy the adventure of never knowing when you'll drift off next! #SleepyButStylish

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