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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Breaking via YouTube:

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Trending via Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Spotted on YouTube:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Just shared via Instagram:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Going bananas on Discord:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Funny sleep habits quotes

Funny sleep habits quotes are the perfect way to laugh at our quirky bedtime routines 🛌😴. From midnight snack cravings 🍕 to endless pillow fluffing 🛏️, these witty sayings capture the relatable chaos of catching Z’s. Whether you’re a night owl 🦉 or an early bird 🐦, get ready to smile and maybe even see your own sleepy shenanigans reflected in these hilarious gems! 🌙✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Reddit this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Going viral on TikTok:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Breaking via Slack:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Spotted on X:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Making waves on YouTube:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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