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  • The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

    Commentary:
    "Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ป Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #InternetSprinter"