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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Talents: eating!

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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