281 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

  Commentary:
  "So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️‍♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the '60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "🙄 Can we get a like, comment, and retweet for this relatable callout? It's like some folks have a 'like' button for a self-esteem boost! 🤷‍♂️ Let's show some love for the validation seekers out there, one click at a time. 😂 #NeedMeALittleLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where the crazy show is just a scroll away! 🤪📱 Enjoying the chaos from a safe distance has never been more entertaining! 🤣 #TwitterTales"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

  Commentary:
  "Instagram: the place where Twitter goes to get a fancy makeover 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #ScreenshotsGalore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

  Commentary:
  "First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter – the magical land where folks turn into all-knowing geniuses in 280 characters or less! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just remember, on this platform, even a cat could be considered a leading authority on quantum physics. 🐱🔬 #ExpertsEverywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"

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