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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”