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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Making waves on Threads:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Trending via Instagram:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Reported on Threads:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Breaking via Slack:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

Trending via Twitch:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Breaking via YouTube:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Just shared via Threads:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Just landed via Messenger:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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