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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Just landed via Facebook:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Just landed via Pinterest:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Breaking via TikTok:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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