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I donโ€™t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Iโ€™m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When I write โ€œI hope this email finds you wellโ€ Iโ€™m referring to the emailโ€™s skills in tracking you down.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Spotted on WeChat:

Itโ€™s so peaceful when you have no interest in other peopleโ€™s business.

Trending via TikTok:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Going viral on Twitch:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Spotted on Discord:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Just landed via Discord:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Trending via YouTube:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event โ€œDropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quiteโ€ then youโ€™ll all see me shine.

Trending via Telegram:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Trending via TikTok:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

64 shares on Threads this month:

โ€œYouโ€™re so quiet.โ€ Thanks, Iโ€™m not comfortable around you.

87 shares on Discord this month:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

85 shares on Slack this month:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

31 shares on TikTok this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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There arenโ€™t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and thereโ€™s an Olympic medalist there.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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When Iโ€™m done eatingโ€ฆ I have to show my hands to my cat, like Iโ€™m a blackjack dealer.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Live now on X:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Broadcasted on Discord:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Going viral on Instagram:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Going viral on YouTube:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why is it spelled โ€œcamouflageโ€ and not โ€œ โ€œ?

Just landed via Facebook:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Going bananas on Reddit:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I was dropped as an adult.

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