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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Breaking via YouTube:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Just shared via Reddit:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Just shared via Twitch:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Breaking via TikTok:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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29 shares on Threads this month:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

74 shares on Messenger this month:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Trending via Messenger:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Going viral on Threads:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Freshly posted on X:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Just shared via Discord:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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