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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Talents: eating!

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

11 shares on Threads this month:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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