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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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