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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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Making waves on Slack:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Seen just now on WeChat:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Seen just now on X:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Live now on Instagram:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Spotted on Facebook:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Trending via Twitch:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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78 shares on WeChat this month:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

67 shares on Slack this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Spotted on Instagram:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Trending via YouTube:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Seen just now on Threads:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Spotted on Discord:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Funny summer romance quotes

New funny summer romance quotes 👇

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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