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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Seen just now on Discord:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Making waves on Discord:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Breaking via YouTube:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Making waves on Messenger:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Going viral on TikTok:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Reported on Reddit:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Just landed via Threads:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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