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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

99 shares on Slack this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

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