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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Live now on Reddit:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Just landed via TikTok:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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41 shares on Threads this month:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

54 shares on X this month:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Making waves on Telegram:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

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