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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Breaking via Reddit:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Live now on Slack:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Just shared via Instagram:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Just shared via Threads:

Coffee is just goth water.

Seen just now on Reddit:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Going viral on Instagram:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Going viral on Threads:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Just landed via Messenger:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Just landed via Instagram:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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