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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Reported on Twitch:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Breaking via YouTube:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Making waves on Discord:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Making waves on Instagram:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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50 shades of single.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

Trending via YouTube:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Trending via Discord:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Live now on Reddit:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Live now on Facebook:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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