Funny Texa quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

  Commentary:
  "Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"

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