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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Spotted on Facebook:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Live now on Instagram:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Going viral on X:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Trending via Discord:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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49 shares on Discord this month:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

44 shares on Discord this month:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

16 shares on Threads this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a job ruined my life.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Just shared via Slack:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Breaking via Threads:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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