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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Spotted on TikTok:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Shared recently on X:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Live now on Instagram:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Making waves on X:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Share →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Telegram:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Broadcasted on Threads:

Netflix & by yourself.

Going viral on Reddit:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Making waves on Threads:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Making waves on Telegram:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Trending via Slack:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Just landed via Instagram:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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