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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.