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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Making waves on Telegram:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Just landed via Reddit:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Breaking via Facebook:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

85 shares on Reddit this month:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

37 shares on X this month:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Going viral on TikTok:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Live now on Discord:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Going viral on Discord:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Freshly posted on Slack:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Breaking via X:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Going bananas on Discord:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

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