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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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