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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Breaking via Instagram:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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"Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Going viral on WeChat:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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