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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Live now on Messenger:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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