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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Just landed via Discord:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Spotted on Telegram:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Trending via Threads:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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93 shares on Discord this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

59 shares on Threads this month:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

47 shares on Discord this month:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Breaking via Pinterest:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Trending via TikTok:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Going viral on Discord:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Spotted on YouTube:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Just landed via Messenger:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Spotted on Slack:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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