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Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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Just landed via Threads:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Just shared via Slack:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Making waves on WeChat:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Just shared via Twitch:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Just shared via X:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Trending via Instagram:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Just shared via YouTube:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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58 shares on Facebook this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

47 shares on Threads this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

45 shares on X this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

41 shares on Threads this month:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

78 shares on Slack this month:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Just landed via Reddit:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Making waves on Twitch:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Going viral on YouTube:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Spotted on WeChat:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Trending via Slack:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Live now on X:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Trending via Threads:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Spotted on Discord:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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